I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny!

WORDS WOMEN USE:

FINE-This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES-If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING-This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH-This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY-This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS-A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Oh and before you forget..."Whatever"....It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!!